Zodiac tattoos are never a good idea.
Drive. Then drink. Then don’t drive. But bring road soda. I really mean a soda. No, really. A soda.
No one will buy the cow if you’re passing the milk out for free. Even if that cow is super cute, educated, funny, and a “strong and independent” woman.
Dressing up as a Playboy bunny for Halloween, when you’re 8, may be frowned upon.
Pedicure beads will give you a yeast infection if you use them as bath beads.
No amount of Intervention or Hoarders reruns will satiate my need for A&E.